I Want Whales

When I drunk eat

When I go to a frat party sober

but then I get there and I’m all like

When I realize that I go back to college in a month

When my computer tries to restart to install updates

I’m all like

When I attempt to pose seductively

but I end up like

When my ex calls me and all he wants to talk about is his new girlfriend

When my friend makes me a drink with cheap vodka and they don’t tell me

…but then I taste it and I’m all like

When I stay in on a Friday night to do homework

and I’m just like

When I finally find the pair of shoes I’ve been wanting but they don’t have them in my size

When I have a 3 hour flight